Oswestry Show to move to London

Due to the popularity of the show, it has been decided that it would be best to move it to London because London is more important than Oswestry.. Organisers say it will be a huge operation involving several vans and "a shitload of paperwork".  Mr Evans, who exhibits his bulls annually, is not best pleased with the move, claiming, "I'm gonna need a bus just to get the bulls' toys down there".