Oswestry taxidermist thrown out of Oswestry magistrates' court

Taxidermist Steven Pilfer of Queen's Road, Oswestry was escorted from Oswestry magistrates' court  on Thursday following his outburst at the judge. 63 year old Steven is suspected to have an ongoing illness brought on, largely, by his diet of magic mushrooms on toast.

"Its rare that Steven has any bother with others", said PC Sputz, "We know him well but usually its things like finding him sitting in people's sheds or howling at dogs, you know that kind of thing. Calling the judge a "monkey muncher" and throwing one of his weird rabbits with teeth up its arse at him was a bit much though so we escorted him back to Queen's road."