Weird feet shoes discovered under Fiat on Unicorn Rd

A member of the public fell into Oswestry police station with 3 cans of cider and a pair of feet on Wednesday, according to officer Bob Thrust's, press release yesterday. The man had been "on the piss all day" when he noticed the feet tucked under the old car and then proceeded to tempt them out, first thinking they were alive. "When I noticed the feet had laces I realised they were just feet shoes and I relaxed. My dad shot a bear in Russia years ago and hollowed out its feet to wear as shoes. He said they were really warm but I didn't know you could hollow people's feet out too".

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